The Colony of Ortan Fields is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.6 billion Ortan Fieldsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ortan Fieldsian economy, worth 575 trillion credits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,852 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ortan Fields's national animal is the fenrir, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ortan Fields is ranked 269,805^th in the world and 44^th in Geimugyoukai for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.